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The aim of this person is not to get away from it all, so much as to take it all with them. This person tries to replicate all aspects of life from their suburban semi while living in a mobile home in which you could swing a cat only if the cat wore a crash helmet.

The Tourer loves space saving gadgets, like the combined pen-knife and coat hanger. The truly dedicated Tourer has more facilities in their van than they do in their house, all of which, amazingly, run off one twelve volt battery. On no account take up the Tourer's offer to stay with them for a long weekend ("You can sleep on our toaster which converts into a double bed.")